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Leaders on both sides of the aisle try to hammer out an agreement on fucking over Americans.
WASHINGTON—After months of committee meetings and hundreds of hours of heated debate, the United States Congress remained deadlocked this week over the best possible way to deny Americans health care.
"Both parties understand [...]

Last night I stopped to watch Glenn Beck for a few minutes, I’d read that several companies had pulled their advertising from his show and I was curious about what could possibly be the justification for that .  What I saw was horrifying – a “special” which actually spent the first 15 minutes showing a [...]

Dear Friend,
Anyone that’s watched the news in the past few days knows that health insurance reform is a hot topic — and that rumors and scare tactics have only increased as more people engage with the issue. Given a lot of the outrageous claims floating around, it’s time to make sure [...]

At her resignation speech in Alaska last month Sarah Palin admonished the media and told them “quit making things up.”  I wonder if she will admonish herself?
On her Facebook page today she published a “Statement on the Current health Care Debate” staring out by saying
“As more Americans delve into the disturbing details of the nationalized [...]

Why Washington Needs Health Reform
Congress and the President are working to enact health care reform legislation that protects what works about health care and fixes what is broken. Washingtonians know that inaction is not an option. Sky-rocketing health care costs are hurting families, forcing businesses to cut or drop health benefits, and straining state budgets. [...]